In the New System, Lions play with beach balls!

Did you know that lions actually enjoy playing with beach balls? At least in the New System they will.

I don't know about you, but I'd not give a lion a beach ball in the new system. First of all, plastics will be hard to come by since armageddon will have destroyed all the plastics factories. The very fact that this beach ball survived the great tribulation is a miracle. I'd only get it out on special occasions.

Now what kind of games can we play with lions? Will they really be vegetarians? If so, wouldn't they attack the table full of fruit? Seems to me a vegetarian lion would be standing on the table of fruit, hogging it all, rather than waiting patiently for someone to play volleyball with it down on the beach.

And just who invited the fox/badger hybrid to the picnic? Are fox-badgers going to frequently crash picnics? Isn't a beach ball-wielding lion enough company? Can we eat the fox-badger? Will it taste like chicken-goats?