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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Working at a university = "Pre-purchase your ticket to Gehenna today!"


Well, here I am, working for the University. This is the same university from which I matriculated with a Master's degree in School Counseling. Not only did I shun the Truth, but I failed to “Quit being fashioned after this system of things"--TWICE, what with two college degrees. And wouldn't you know, now I'm here promoting higher education. Its my job to speak to prospective students and inform them as much as I can so that they can decide which program to apply to in our department. In short, I'm "stumbling" my potential brothers and sisters. Its an okay gig. Certainly not hard work. I'm not exactly living high off the hog while I wait on “the kings of the entire inhabited earth” [to] form a united front at “the war of the great day of God the Almighty.” I've had to cut Nutella of the grocery list.


The best part about this job is that its pretty relaxed. I have enough down-time to research the past of the WBTS online. And I have an incredible view from my office window. I can see CNN just down the street from my desk, which, if I'm not too bold to say so, is for all intents and purposes the voice of the seven-headed beast upon which rides the [bad lady] of Babylon.


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