Things I say, or have said, almost without thinking, that could possibly keep me from having pet tigers for all eternity:
Bless you.
Oh my heavenly days.
Gosh darnit.
Happy Birthday.
Happy [insert any "pagan" holiday here].
If I won the lottery I would...
My degree is in...
I pledge allegiance...or anything patriotic.
Great day in the morning.
I really want to see [any movie rated PG-13 and above]
Halloween is my favorite holiday, but Christmas and Thanksgiving are close seconds.
God forbid.
I'm going to heaven.
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